Engineering Joke

1 ENGINEER,
1 MBA Student Or
1 MCA Kashti Me Ja Rahe The.
1 JIN Aaya Or Bola
“Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr Mene Dhund Li To Me
Tumhe Mar Dunga
Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam”
MBA Ne Needle Phenki
JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.
MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka.
JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia.
ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki.
Wo Pani Me ghul gyi.

Studnt bola:
Chal Beta ghar Chal.Bahut assignment Pade Hain 😛 :p

Moral: Don’t Play Wid Engineers.
😀 😀

Dedicated to the original creator. Posted just for fun.

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Parrots for Sale-Joke about Software Programmers

A Man saw 3 Parrots for sale in a Big shop, He was shocked by the abnormally high price of the parrots.

The owner said: The first parrot can run M.S Office & Windows XP & Vista, Price 20 thousand.

2nd Parrot for 25 thousand, A System Analyst & Expert Programmer.

The last parrot carried a tag of 50 thousand.

Man: What does he do?

Owner replies:To be very Honest, he does nothing, but these two parrots call him,
“MANAGER”!

Haha 😀 😀